17 More Ways In Which Metallica Might Want To Consider Betraying Its Fans : Monkey See

npr:

In the wake of a concert riot in India and on the eve of a new album with Lou Reed, some suggestions for how Metallica can continue to alienate its own fans.

Here’s a taste:

1. Starting to insist that all music, merchandise and concert tickets be purchased exclusively with special Metallibucks.

There are 16 other suggestions…

Actually, suggestion number 4 isn’t such a bad idea.

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    Actually, suggestion number 4 isn’t such
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    All true, so very true.
  8. awindofsuchviolence reblogged this from npr and added:
    This is bullshit. If you don’t like them, don’t pay attention to them. And it isn’t their fault that
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    them are so-so, but...are really funny. My favorite: “Touring as Weezer, and vice...
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    Anyone else want...listening party?
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    Remember their ”Speed Of Sound” tour? I prefer “Autobahn” anyway, man.
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    serious checklist...them. What else is left for them